Anthony Mackie, photographed by Lucie Hugary.
if Beyonce had said “mail me your and your immediate family’s social security number on the back of a 3x5 card” during the Get Me Bodied (Extended Mix) breakdown i would have done it
- me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
- me driving: say your prayers
Bananas are the nastiest fucking fruit in existence.
Naw, it has to be cherries or strawberries
You can catch these hands too
Mangoes and pineapple are death on a stick
Turn your location on
The hell is wrong with y’all children hating on Bananas and cherries and strawberries and pineapple? How dare you?
Unless i’m eating it off a body part I will pass on cherries
Oh really? *writes this in the little black book of freaky deek things to remember about ask4permission1st*
Hatin on fruit…ya’ll need Real Nigga Jezus.
This is the most offensive thread on tumblr
Lol at whoever said turn location on😭😭😭
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
seeing someone u care about ashy is hard man its like watching ricky get killed in that alley all over again
mackelmore hanging out with his music